I know its fake. In fact, I know they’re all fake…but I can’t help but look.
I’m talking about those reality shows were a bunch of women (or men) compete for the affections of some random RICH or famous man (or woman.) If you’re a celebrity you can give it a go multiple times and spend 2 or 3 television seasons blowing through dozens of desperate, gold digging memebers of the opposite all while “finding true love.” HA!
Daisy of Love
Why these types of shows captivate my attention so much, I can’t explain. The contestants on these “love” shows seem so fake…and if not fake, they seem desperate…and if not either of those they just see downright disgusting. It really can be exhausting to watch sometimes…but I just can’t make myself not tune in.
Whats even worse, is these shows are always so predictable.
-There’s always a single mom who should be at home tending to her kids and being a grown up instead of drinking and partying and competing with other women for a man.
-There’s the chic with a boyfriend/husband back home who always gets caught because she eiether gets caught chatting with her hometown sweetheart or because she tells someone else in the house and expects them not tell anyone else..yeah right!
-There’s always the alcoholic who drinks way more than she competes for love. In fact, said chic is usually there just for the free booze.
-There’s the chic who all the contestants and the audience love to hate, but who never gets voted off because she’s a ratings magnet.
-Then there’s the stripper. There’s always a stripper and she usually fares very well in the competition.
Chardonnay from For the Love of Jay J
Nevertheless, I can’t stop watching and I haven’t had my fill even tho I know its fake. In fact there are a few celebrities I would like to see try to find love on tv for my entertainment.
Jamie Foxx – Foxxy of Love
Jamie Foxx just strikes me as Hollywood Playboy/Dirty Old Man, so who would be better suited to entertain us by bedding a handful of fame seeking 20-somethings while cameras roll? Mr. Foxx of course. His Academy Award is proof enough he act. He should definitely put those acting talents to good use by pretending to catch feelings for multiple gold-digging, wanna-be-famous trollips.
Tyra Banks – America’s Next Top Boyfriend
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Supermodel Mogul Tyra Banks is probably one of the most eligible female bachelorettes in Hollywood. Tyra doesn’t mind making a fool of herself which is why she’s an excellent candidate for a show like this. Hopefully all her contestants are male supermodels and she can make them do ANTM-esque tasks like runway training from Miss Jay and photo shoots with Nigel Barker.
T-Pain – Love is Pain
Yes, I know T-Pain is married. No, I have no real reason for wanting T-Pain to have a “find love show” other than the fact that it would amuse me to no end to watch T-Pain annoy 20 women by talking to hem in autotune for the entire season. The thought alone cracks me up. How long do you think it would take before the contestants started voting themselves off?
Maybe I should write to VH1 and tell them my brilliant ideas.
Maybe I should start a petition.
What do you think?
-Jonnie
Tags: Ray J, reality tv, VH1
in the $3 movie bin. I remember watching that movie with my buddy Freckled Redd while eating these nasty little frozen pizzas for lunch. I don’t know what brand those pizzas were, but thinking back they had absolutely no flavor…at all. It didn’t matter much then. To a 6 year old, pizza is pizza.
old Jonnie, that was the coolest thing on the planet. I spent many a summer day eating those nasty pizzas with Freckled Redd.
